[enu default]

STSTR_DQDON	= "Drunk";
STSTR_DQDOFF = "Sober";
STSTR_NCON	= "DOSTOYESKY!";
STSTR_NCOFF	= "TOLSTOY!";
STSTR_NC2ON = "MICKIEWICZ?";
TXT_BUDDHAON = "I AM BOOLETPROOOOF!!!";
TXT_BUDDHAOFF = "*insert screaming in distress Heavy here*";
STSTR_KFAADDED	= "Real Soviet Stuff Added";
STSTR_FAADDED = "Almost Real Soviet Stuff Added";
MSGOFF = "Ability to read has been sustained";
MSGON = "Ability to read has been restored";
NETEND = "You wish you could end a multiplay game, just like that\nfor that matter, you need ''nuclear disco bimbos - the best of'' to do so.\nsmash your head against keyboard to proceed.";
ENDGAME = "Are you sure you want to end the game (yourself)?\nfiring a nuke beneath your feet would be easier\npress y to desert and receive a dismissal letter (bullet to the head).";
GGSAVED = "Your progress has been saved for future generations, comrade.";
HUSTR_MSGU = "Your love letter succumbed to void of time and space.";
TXT_DEFAULTPICKUPMSG = "Picked up!... something. Maybe my pickup line. BOOM!!";

OB_FALLING = "%o tried to perform a matrix-style fall.\n %h failed.";
OB_CRUSH = "%o was equalized.";
OB_WATER = "%o will never, ever play as a doubler of david hazelhoff.";
OB_SLIME = "%o had a bad acid trip.";
OB_SPLASH = "%o tried to perform a matrix-style rocket evasion. %h failed.";
OB_KILLEDSELF = "%o outsmarted himself.";

QUITMSG1 = "There's Rambo, Terminator, Chuck Norris, Bruce Willis and Lee, and Dirty Harry behind you.\n\nAre you sure you want to proceed?";
QUITMSG2 = "Somewhere, somehow, in the outer void of time and space - there's a duck, laughing at you.";
QUITMSG3 = "Leave now, and you'll face the wrath of mother russia.";
QUITMSG4 = "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE! IF YOU GO NOW, I'LL DROP IN AN EXTRA BEATING!\nTHAT'D BE NOT ONE, BUT TWENTY FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!";
QUITMSG5 = "Yeah, I guess it's time for Wilhelm scream...\n\nAAAAAAAH!";
QUITMSG6 = "If you found this exciting, go to Slovakian mountains for vacation.\nYou'll have a ride of your time in a Lada with no brakes,\nspeeding at 100 kilometers in a tight, rocky area!";
QUITMSG7 = "'Exploding, reloading, this quest never ending! Until I give out my last breath!...'";
QUITMSG8 = "Only Zharkov should pull you away from sucha awesome stuff.";
QUITMSG9 = "Trivia: Did you know that 90% of player's deaths are not caused by the hellspawn?\nYep, most times you just accidentally kill yourself.";
QUITMSG10 = "Too much Overkill I guess?";
QUITMSG11 = "Tired of accidental selfdestructs? Next time, try smaller firearms.";
QUITMSG12 = "You're sure you want to face the consequences of desertion?";
QUITMSG13 = "Sometimes you need a little... nope, way more gun.\nMore gun than anyone else!";
QUITMSG14 = "Press Y to download a dancing hindi trojan.\n\nDo you really want it?";
QUITMSG15 = "This message is sponsored by brawndo.";
QUITMSG16 = "Protip from Russian Engineers: If you want something done right, get drunk first.";
QUITMSG17 = "Warning: Tripping on medkits may lead to unforseen consequences.";
QUITMSG18 = "Lead your life like Quake 2 Berserker - Scream 'TRESPASSER!' on sight,\nand stab people with your mechanical arm high into the sky!";
QUITMSG19 = "Because making sense just doesn't make sense - Stanley.";
QUITMSG20 = "Make it stop... It hurts... HYAAAHAAAEEHHH!... - Sincerely, Quake 2 Marines.";
QUITMSG21 = "FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!";
QUITMSG22 = "Vodka? Yes, this is vodka-belt countries.";
QUITMSG23 = "My humour is so of such poor quality that it falls apart! You get it?!\n\n'FALLS APART!'";
QUITMSG24 = "In space, no one can hear you drinking vodka.";
QUITMSG25 = "(Put subliminal message about loving mother russia here)";
QUITMSG26 = "One crossed wire,\none wayward pinch of potassium chlorate,\none errant twitch...and KABLOOIE! ";
QUITMSG27 = "'Got your weapons loaded,\nYour target in your sight,\nWhy don't you only tell me,\nThat I shall fuckin' die?! Yeah, fucking DIE!";
QUITMSG28 = "Potatoes are life. Potatoes are love.\nFeel the potato... Become...\n\nPotato.";
QUITMSG29 = "The standard procedure when you trip on a mine goes:\n'Jump two hundred feet in the air,\nAnd scatter oneself over a large area.'";
QUITMSG30 = "You think this is silly?\nGet Yourself Saints Row.\nEspecially part four!";

STARTUP1 = "FIRING WEEGEE CANNON! STARE FACTOR LOTSA SPAGHETTI!!";

QUITMSG = "If you're not decided which button to click,\nsmash your head against keyboard.";
PRESSKEY = "smash a key with your head.";
PRESSYN = "press yes or no. Yeah, good luck finding that on your keyboard!\nYou know what to do. Noooo, not suggest smashing your head over it or something.";
TXT_YES = "Dah!";
TXT_NO = "Nyet!";

//Deathmatch (Jesus fuck, I can't imagine DM's with this thing.)
TXT_FRAGLIMIT = "Sorry comrades, fun time is over, because someone was better than you all!";
TXT_TIMELIMIT = "Alright, time's out. Hope you enjoyed yourself exploding repeatedly.";

SPREEKILLSELF = "%o was doing well at overkilling until %g killed %p own, damn self!";
SPREEOVER = "%o's overkill was ended by %k.";
SPREE5 = "%k is on an overkill!";
SPREE10 = "%k is making himself look like a true russian!";
SPREE15 = "%k is a walking, talking, shooting steamroller!";
SPREE20 = "%k is mother russia's iron fist!";
SPREE25 = "%k is definitely, absolutely, positively DRUNK!!";

OB_DEFAULT = "%o suddenly broke the mortal bonds with this world.";
OB_MPDEFAULT = "%k was poisoned with democracy. %o didn't notice that fast enough.";
OB_FRIENDLY1 = "%k is a capitalistic swine.";
OB_FRIENDLY2 = "%k should better watch for his surroundings.";
OB_FRIENDLY3 = "%k is a filthy double-agent.";
OB_FRIENDLY4 = "%k is a traitor to his comrades.";